Womanly Wisdom :o)

- Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
- Life is a struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
- Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
- Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
- Age is important only if you're cheese or wine or running for President.
- The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she's expecting a baby.
- Life has improved greatly since the invention of control-top pantyhose.
- Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
- Gravity is NOT friendly- defy it at all costs!